Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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