its not stalking. its research.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Dignity is for republicans.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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