But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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