speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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