Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
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Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
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we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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