Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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