she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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