my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
foreskin is a definite game changer
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
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Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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