Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
My pussy is not your playground.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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