My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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