I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
from now on my penis is your penis
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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