Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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