it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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