I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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