I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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