She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
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I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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