come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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