I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize
