what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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