Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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