wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
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I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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