You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
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I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
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You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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