I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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