i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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