Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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