I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
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It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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