yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
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I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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