So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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