she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
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We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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