It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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