Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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