Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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