the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
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