I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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