OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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