chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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