I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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