dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
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Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
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Drake has all the answers
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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