just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
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Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
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You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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