god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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