I just saw a hot homeless man
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
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Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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