yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
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Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago