yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
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You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?