i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
birth control should be required to get into college
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.