If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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