super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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