Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
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