I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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