Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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