Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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