I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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