I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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