im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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