i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
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All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
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Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
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