Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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