I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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